Scare Package II: Rad Chad's Revenge 2022

Jessie, who survived her encounter with the Devil's Lake Impaler, attends the funeral for video store proprietor and horror aficionado "Rad Chad" Buckley, who seemingly died in the same massacre. Other funeral attendees include Jessie's mother Ms. Kapowski, Jessie's friend Kimmie, Chad's chimney sweep twin brother Bo Buckley, Chad's accountant Rick, Chad's college roommate Dwight, undertaker Moira, actor Kirk, Kirk's bodyguard Bert, and a woman named Claire.The ten mourners are gassed into unconsciousness after watching a strange videotape featuring Chad. When everyone wakes in captivity, Claire spontaneously spews acidic vomit that melts off Rick's left arm. Claire's barfing triggers a chain reaction of vomiting where Ms. Kapowski inadvertently kills Claire with her upchuck while Kirk and Bert inadvertently kill each other.Reasoning that they are inside a deadly escape room where they must survive twisted puzzles, Dwight wins a beer pong game only for the seven survivors to eventually end up gassed again. They wake up chained to a wall.Even though he was believed to be dead, Rick theorizes that Sam, Chad's loyal customer who singlehandedly kept Chad's video store afloat, must be behind everyone's torturous imprisonment. Sam confirms Rick's theory by revealing himself in a wheelchair. Sam tells everyone he is punishing them with situations based on horror tropes for not appreciating Chad's business and for not taking the horror genre seriously.After waking from another round of gassing, the prisoners find homemade beekeeper masks locked around their heads. Bees that Sam put inside everyone start emerging from their mouths. Bo dies. Being allergic to bee stings, Moira's head explodes. Jessie finds keys that unlock the masks. The five remaining survivors then eat spoonfuls of cinnamon to kill the bees still inside them, but are gassed unconscious once again.Sam forces Ms. Kapowski to perform a task that results in Dwight being skinned alive. Ms. Kapowski successfully recovers a key, but is then cut into pieces by invisible razor wire.Another round of gassing results in Jessie, Rick, Kimmie, and Dwight waking inside a recreation of Chad's Horror Emporium video store. Sam releases the Devil's Lake Impaler to attack everyone. The Impaler's thrown machete slices off one of Jessie's hands. Jessie throws a blade into Sam's eye, which causes his wheelchair to roll backward down a staircase. Rick blows himself up to kill the Impaler, but the Impaler survives. Jessie, Kimmie, and Dwight escape, but are gassed once again.Jessie, Kimmie, and Dwight wake in what appears to be the funeral parlor. Chad emerges from his coffin. To Jessie and Dwight's confusion, Kimmie reveals she was secretly in a relationship with Chad all along and the two of them had been orchestrating events, including faking Chad's death, even prior to Chad's apparent imprisonment with Jessie. While Jessie and Dwight try to figure out how these revelations make sense, Chad and Kimmie leave them locked in what is actually a warehouse. Chad and Kimmie then drive away along with Hawn Tran and the Devil's Lake Impaler.WELCOME TO THE 90s (Director/Writer: Alexandra Barreto) - On New Year's Eve 1989, masked murderer Tony oddly chooses to stalk the "Final Girls" sorority house over the "Sure to Die" (STD) sorority house next door. Since they are typically tough survivors, Nancy, Ginny, Ellen, and Sally are nonchalantly surprised to see that Tony selected them instead of the easier targets. The women become even more surprised and confused when Tony successfully kills fellow Final Girl Laurie before subsequently killing Sally.Buffy comes over from the STD house. Theorizing that the Final Girls somehow switched traditional roles with the Sure to Die women, Nancy devises a plan to sacrifice Buffy as a distraction while she, Ginny, and Ellen uncharacteristically party.Tony comes for the women, but Buffy cuts off his arm with a chainsaw. Tony escapes. Despite being saved from the killer, Nancy, Ginny, and Ellen are still rude to Buffy based on expected conventions. Buffy accidentally kills a frat guy who wanders into the room.Buffy finally rallies the other three women by delivering a rousing speech about shedding their stereotypes and banding together. Welcoming them to the new era of the 1990s, the women then lock Tony out of the house.THE NIGHT HE CAME BACK AGAIN PART VI: THE NIGHT SHE CAME BACK (Director: Anthony Cousins, Writer: John Karsko) - Accompanied by her husband Scott, Daisy returns to the cabin where she buried her longtime nemesis and brother, a masked killer tied to the Fourth of July holiday, nearly 20 years earlier. Longtime psychiatrist Dr. Castle meets her there.A masked killer rises to attack both Dr. Castle and Scott. Daisy unmasks the killer as Will, whom she thought died in the previous massacre. Will reveals he has secretly been in love with Daisy all along, but Daisy rejects him. Daisy's resurrected brother suddenly kills Will, twists Daisy's neck, and finishes off Scott.Daisy unexpectedly returns to life and twists her head back into position. With his dying breath, Dr. Castle reveals Daisy is indestructible just like her brother.Following a fight, Daisy knocks her brother back into his grave outside along with lit fireworks. Daisy's brother pulls her into the grave with him and they both explode. However, their sentient body parts then reconstitute into one hybrid entity.SPECIAL EDITION (Director/Writer: Jed Shepherd) - Rachel, Charlie, Jenny, and Helena help their friend Zoe pack her dead brother's belongings at the lighthouse where he lived. Thinking they are merely investigating the urban legend involving a supposed ghost in "Three Men and a Baby," the five women play a strange video featuring a mysterious figure that was left behind by Zoe's occult-obsessed brother. Zoe later continues examining the tape alone. By using the VCR remote to adjust playback, Zoe unknowingly ends up in control of a supernatural killer with swords for arms. Zoe's button presses cause the entity to impale Charlie, decapitate Rachel, kill Helena, and attack Jenny. Jenny manages to paranormally pull the entity into the TV with her. Zoe sees that her four friends and her brother have now joined the killer as shadowy images on the tape.WE'RE SO DEAD (Director: Rachele Wiggins, Writers: Aaron B. Koontz and Cameron Burns) - Currently an author, Cooper writes about the summer of 1993 when he and his childhood friends Ellie, Stats, and Jason "Whiskers" Burton found a dead body in the woods. The four friends took the body to Stats's cellar where Stats, a boy genius, had a makeshift laboratory of experimental equipment. Using a special serum, Stats reanimated the body only for Ellie to shoot the man in startled fright with her dad's gun. Stats reanimated the dead guy once more, but the man attacked the kids and killed Jason before Ellie could decapitate him with a sword.Using a transporter chamber, Stats, Cooper, and Ellie attempted to reassemble Jason's body. However, Stats's pet cat also got into the machine, which caused Jason to come back to life as a human-feline hybrid. Now in possession of eight more lives, Jason went home to dinner with his shocked mother and sister. (thanks to culturecrypt)

Rich Sommer

Rick

Kelli Maroney

Ms. Kapowski

Baron Vaughn

Bruce

Shakira Ja'nai Paye

Kimmie